dick collector

dick collector, n, a woman who accumulates a lot of straight male friends in order to be constantly showered with attention and admiration. However, there is no way any of these men would ever make it beyond the friend stage or ever engage in sexual activity with this woman.

I wanted to date the new girl at the gym, but she turned out to be another dick collector.

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unitan

noun; Unitanned(adj).(yoon-i-tän). To have a full body tan without any tan lines usually achieved by hours upon hours in a tanning booth. This popular among young women between the ages of 17 and 21.

The girl was cute,but her unitan made her look fake.