Straight

Lame

Person A: Ooh, that guy over there looks hot
Person B: Sadly, he's straight
Person A: GODDAMNIT why's he so boring

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Gay

Superior to the lame-ass straights

Person 1: I'm straight. Don't be gay. That's dumb
Person 2: Fool, thou hath insulted the supreme being. Begone, Thot!