conFURsion

The process of turning one into a furry, basically conversion with a spin. A rather unpleasant spin.

Guy #1 - Oh boy, I sure hope I don’t turn into a furry. I really wouldn’t like experiencing conFURsion.
Furry - Well I’ll show you why being a furry is great!
Guy #1 - *is now a furry* wow what a weird coincidence, totally didn’t see that coming

Sayonara, Nigga.

A phrase used to signify that you are about to leave in the most random way possible

Guy 1 : Hey dude, it’s 10:00 PM right now. You should get going.
Guy 2 : Oh OK.
Guy 1 : Wait, what are you doing?
Guy 2 : *is sitting on big ass firework* SAYONARA, NIGGA.
Guy 2: *fucking heads out*

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