transpoosion

A treatment, in which stool from one person is inserted into the colon of another, this may be one of the most effective and cheapest ways to treat gastrointestinal disorders. Doctors recommend that the fecal donor be someone close to the patient's family member, perhaps, or a spouse.

I am thinking about taking my relationship with Linda to the next level. I am considering asking her to donate a turd for my transpoosion next weekend.

I went to the doctor last week and I got a transpoosion to help resolve the irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) that has been plaguing me all my life. The transpoosion wiped it out completely.

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scald-de-sac

When a man is riding in vehicle while hold a hot beverage (such as coffee) between his legs and a sudden bump or movement causes the beverage to spill resulting in scalding burns to the family jewels.

"Hey asshole, watch that speed bump, I do not want to end up with a scald-de-sac!"

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