asstrologist

A fag who enjoys studying sphinkters.

Rock Hudson was an asstrologist.

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Paragon

An example of excellence. The very best of the best.
Also one who aspires to have paragon status.

What does Paragon mean?? Oh hell, go look it up.

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screaming mimis

A severe case of the chocolate sphinkter squirts.

I ate some bad oysters yesterday and woke up the screaming mimis. I thought my colon was going to fall out.

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antiboner

Shrinkage of the penis.

I got out of the pool and had major antiboner.

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MkIV

The 4th generation of a vehicle

frequently used as the generation identifier of the Toyota Supra; MkIV Toyota Supra with the 3.0 DOHC 2JZGE/2JZGTE engine

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nutbox

a delicious mix of nuts and candy

I decided to have some nutbox to get over the mid-afternoon slump!

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nutbox

a cylindrical, clear-glass receptacle used to house and dispense nutbox

And here is the pantry, complete with refrigerator, microwave, toaster and nutbox.

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