pink fever

used to describe a want for pussy

I got pink fever when I saw those fine honeys.

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r&r

Canadian Whiskey purchased in liquor stores.. tastes like shit but gives you a niice feeling when intending to get drunk.

Yo, let's drink some R&R tonight and live.

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anal woody

When you have to poop so bad that the turd is popping out of your anus.

Man, I have to shit so bad, I'm sport'n an anal woody.

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Check your oil

A prostate exam.

I went to the doctor because my nards were sore and the SOB checked my oil.

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bopping bologna

Spanking yourself. Whacking off. Male masturbation.

When I was a teenager, I spent a lot of time bopping my bologna.

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Morning Missle

An erect penis that you have upon waking up in the morning.

I woke up with a huge morning missle today, so my wife road me like a rented mule.

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vaginal zephyr

1. A queef.
2. A beaver fart.

After I boinked my wife, she let out a huge vaginal zephyr. It smelled like fish.

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