puff puff give

The mandatory smoking rotation of a group of people, especially for weed blunts or joints. "Puff puff" means you take two short hits (usually the required limit), and "give" means you hand the smoking device to the person next to you in the rotation. This phrase was made popular among ignorant white kids by Chris Tucker's character Smokey in the 1995 movie "Friday."

Look at this faggot trying to take an extra hit. Puff puff give, motherfucker!

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comeuppance

(1) Punishment or reward for one's actions; (2) getting what you have coming to you; (3) getting what you deserve; (4) karma.

Commonly mispelled as comeuppins.

Craig kept talking shit about John that night, so when John kicked Craig's ass the next day, Craig got his comeuppance.

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angle

1) A plan or way of doing something, esp. making a good sales pitch, implying that the person knows exactly what he or she is doing or saying.

2) The way a guy might spell the word "angel" as in reference to his girlfriend, letting his fellas know that the girl is being handled with care.

Garage sale, huh? What's your angle?

I'm out having breakfast with my angle, Heather.

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whack

A psychotic individual, esp. one that mumbles or paces back and forth in a manic depressive manner; abbreviation for the term "whack job."

I don't care if you just lost your job and you want to kill your boss, you whack!

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deadbeat

A term used to describe a suspension of blood flow to the penis, in which case its erection has diminished and is no longer worth jerking off. This tends to occur when one deviates from the sexual trance.

When the mind begins to wander, the little brain fails to take responsibility for its own, and becomes a deadbeat.

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F.U.C.K.

One of those made up acronyms that means Forcination Under Consent of the King, which was to be posted on the doors of those lower class couples in some hella old English period that wished to engage in sexual intercourse outside of the sanctity of marriage or will to conceive.

Great news! We got our F.U.C.K. and we're good to go fuck.

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shut in

A prisoner or recluse confined to a safe and comfortable area such as the home. The shut in lacks the capacity to regulate a stable social life as long as he or she is so confined, and in addition to a lack of healthy, natural sunlight, will usually become pale, depressed, insane, or generally pitiful in contrast to an outgoing individual. Synonymous with tight ass, worthless, stiff, and EverQuest player.

You fucking lazy piece of shit, maybe if you weren't such a shut in you'd find a nice job or a piece of ass.

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