definition

Astounding muscle tone. See ripped.

Tom went to the gym everyday, and now his muscles have definition.

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sec

A term that is short for the word "second," and when spoken among friends can become the most flexible increment of time known to man. Commonly used by those who wait until the last minute to get ready to leave somewhere.

Dave: (knocks) Come on, let's go.
Todd: Give me a sec.
Dave: Alright, pack your shit up.

5 minutes later...

Dave: What are you doing in there?
Todd: Yeah, yeah, I need a sec.
Dave: Hurry the fuck up, damn it!

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Pretend

A game played by children using their imaginations in the absence of material games. Contrary to popular belief, Pretend came before role-playing games, fucker.

Pretend is awesome because you can do anything you want.

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angry rooster

See morning wood.

When a guy wakes up, he has a boner so huge it kinda hurts.

I sat up in bed, I looked at my crotch, and behold! an angry rooster.

Watch out if I cluck with my angry rooster.

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elephant shit

I was at the Circus once and I saw the Lion Tamer lift up the elephant's tail, and it started dropping baseball-sized turds like a token dispenser at the arcade.

God damn, look at that thing go!

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mb

Online gamer speak for "my bad."

CptStone324: GOD WTF
AlphaX: mb lol

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sav

Of or exhibiting traits of impressive emotional or physical endurance, the pinnacle of maniliness.

Pierced and painted in the same two hours, Jeff took it like a sav.

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