Steven Seagal

One of the most powerful forces in the universe, almost as powerful as Mike Anderson. Capable of using Aikido to dispatch virtually any opponent (or many opponents) with ease. Never before has any opponent put as much as scratch on Steven Seagal, in other words he is untouchable. Hi-yah!

Carl: I am going to beat your ass!

Phil: Don't make me pull a Steven Seagal on you!

Carl: Oh yeah, well I'll just....uurrghh!!!!

Phil: That's what I thought. Hi-yah!

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