bird flu

The latest Republican fear mongering talking point. Primary aim: Scare Americans with talk of pandemic in order to change the subject from Scooter Libby's indictment, Supreme Court nomination failure, Bush's approval rating at 38%, GOP decision to cut senior drug benefits, Karl Rove still under investigation, etc., etc.

White House Subject: bird flu
George W. Bush to Karl Rove:
"Don't forget to call Condi and remind her to talk about the horrors of the birdy flu panademic DISease. Does anyone in Amurica have this thing yet? We need pictures, TV interviews. This birdy thang is gonna save our arses."

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Jackson

Another name for a US Twenty Dollar Bill; US cash demonination featuring President Andrew Jackson - equivalent to twenty Franklins or four Lincolns.

Hey... stop at that ATM. I need a Jackson or two.

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Ham

A shortened slang term for the city of Birmingham (i.e. Alabama's largest city). Among other things, the town is noted for a large 50 foot iron man who's ass is always hanging out as he gazes over the city. He's known to the locals (and a few Romans) as Vulcan, the god of steel.

Yep, one of these days I'm going to kiss Vulcan's hard arse goodbye and split this Ham!

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Laura Welched

A Gen Y term used loosely to describe the state of an adolescent car crash victim (fatal or near fatal) caused by a careless (and/or not well intentioned) teenage driver.

Refers to the current First Lady (maiden name) and the 1963 fatal car “accident.” Laura Welch Bush ran a Midland, Texas stop sign crashing into another car which took the life of her then boyfriend, Mike Douglas.

For details Google search: Laura Welch Bush Fatal Accident Dallas Morning News

Yea man, it was a very gnarley crash. I watched as they untangled the shredded metal from around the engine block. It was tragic. The dude’s head and torso had been Laura Welched in the worst kind of way. Very ugly indeed.

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Hillary Clinton

A much villified (past & present) former first lady who is too smart to let the "vast" number of right wing Shite Stains and "Christian" GOPers keep her down. Screw their glass ceilings and hopes for a totalitarian state run by OWM (Old White Men).

Hillary Clinton has the support & respect of at least 50% of free thinking Americans and is even more admired abroad. The rest of the can go take a hike. Hillary says... "Bite me!"

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