BFF

Contrary to popular belief the acronym BFF does not mean best friends forever. The actual meaning behind this is "Built For Fuckin" and refers to any female that has features that make her good for one thing and one thing only...FUCKING!! Features such as a big round ass, big ass tits (perky or floppy), long luscious legs, big full lips, and sexy fuck me eyes are all traits that make one "BFF"

guy 1: "Damn dog, look at that bitch over there she's fine as wine"

guy 2: "Yeah, she's definitely BFF!!"

guy 1: "what's that?"

guy 2: "means she's built for one thing and one thing only...FUCKING"

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brown chat

The act of talking on the phone while taking a shit.

Jeff on toilet: "So I was at the <grunts> club today and saw this chick with an amazing rack"
Larry: *interrupts* "Jeff are

you taking a shit?! Did you really engage me in a brown chat?!"