metrosexual

an male, typically found in urban settings, that does not conform to historically "macho" standards of masculenity. while this includes haircults, wine tastes, clothing style, and all the rest, it is often neglected that metrosexuality is so much bigger than that: metrosexuals are free to watch sex in the city, give hugs, compliment other people in non-sexual ways, and have even been known to cry. this is the dawning of aquarious.

i'm proud to be a metrosexual -- even though i may never be as quite stylish as some of my gay friends, i have both male and female non-sexual friends and drive an audi.

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Butt Gravy

When you have been on a drunken bender for weeks and your girlfriend rims you and you blow a huge mucusey wet fart on her is my definition of butt gravy.

"sop up my butt gravy with some of that rustic french bread you got at the store honey"

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blunt guts

the tobacco which is removed from a cigar when rolling a blunt

The inside of a Dutch Master cigar.

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Piss Boner

When you have to piss so bad, you pop a wood.

I had to piss so bad that I got a piss boner.

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quill

shocking. Causing pain as well as consternation.

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buffcoat

to fart out of ones dick;
a fart that comes out of a dick;

possibly resulting from a reverse blow-job, or serious constipation

"She queefed in my face so i retaliated with a mighty buffcoat."

"My buffcoat filled the room with the winds of my urethra."

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Floppy Sausage-Wallet

1. Name of a vagina belonging to an unusually slutty woman, owing reference to the fact that her external genetalia looks stretched and floppy, and appropriate for hiding sausage.

I took that skanky swamp donkey home and shoved my hog in her floppy sausage-wallet.

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