Shifter Walk

A walk used by the physically/mentally impaired and those who immitate them. It involves holding one arm parallell to the chest at elbow level. and using the other arm clenched to the torso at the elbo with the forearm desperately thrusting randomly in a charade that looks like the operation of a stickshift vehicle. It is accompanied by randomly spaced irregular steps. *uninteligable grunts and confused faces optional*

Charles was such an ass yesterday for Shifter Walking past that kid in a wheel chair.

Eric beat Tim yesterday in a Shifter Walk race... it wasn't funny because Tim is actually disabled.

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DPB

Dip. Porn. Booze/Beer-
The best way for teenagers to have fun in rural areas. The first and last of the list are usually done with friends but the middle is usually kept private.

Remember, you will need:
. Dip (chewing tobacco)
. Porn
. Booze (either something like beer that tastes good or something that will knock you on your ass)

I was bored over the weekend so I went for some DPB.

I heard Ed couldn't make it to the club so he stayed home for some DPB instead.

I could really use some PDB

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