Tokyo Sandblaster

Mentioned recently on 'Conan' by host Conan O'Brian when talking to the tbs Standards and Practices Guy.
It was a tradition that started in a small fishing area in Tokyo, Japan 1590. The tradition started when a fishermen Tokugawa Mochitomo came home from being out at sea for days. Having not washed himself for periods up to 6 days he would have a build up of cheese under his foreskin. Tokugawa use to once on shore wet his penis and dip it in the sand, masturbate. This with the sand had an exfoliating effect known in Tokyo as 'Sandblasting'.
One day Tokugawa was preparing to sandblast himself (sand applied) as he'd just returned from sea but then his wife Izanagi came running down to the water front happy to see him. They chatted and one thing lead to another and they were about to fornicate on the beach. They both enjoyed anal sex regularly and Tokugawa started to insert his penis into Izanagi. About three strokes in Tokugawa realised he still had sand on his penis but it was too late and Izanagi didn't seem to mind but then Izanagi farted. This blew all the sand from Tokugawa Penis. Mr Mochitomo to his surprise said' Only in Tokyo' and this is where the term 'Tokyo Sandblaster' came from.

Judy, I need a Tokyo Sandblaster to freshen up. I was at a music festival for the last 3 days and I've got some build up.

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