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nut-sac-dance

When a squirrel dances and taps his feet to a little tune while his ball bag swings back and forth. or:

When you get overly excited about something but don't want to overtly express your joy.

zone-x.com/deez_nutz as an example

I was chillin when I found out I got the job. All night I was doing the nut-sac-dance!

by T-Bone May 2, 2003

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


metrosexual

an male, typically found in urban settings, that does not conform to historically "macho" standards of masculenity. while this includes haircults, wine tastes, clothing style, and all the rest, it is often neglected that metrosexuality is so much bigger than that: metrosexuals are free to watch sex in the city, give hugs, compliment other people in non-sexual ways, and have even been known to cry. this is the dawning of aquarious.

i'm proud to be a metrosexual -- even though i may never be as quite stylish as some of my gay friends, i have both male and female non-sexual friends and drive an audi.

by T-Bone November 9, 2003

54πŸ‘ 78πŸ‘Ž


Butt Gravy

When you have been on a drunken bender for weeks and your girlfriend rims you and you blow a huge mucusey wet fart on her is my definition of butt gravy.

"sop up my butt gravy with some of that rustic french bread you got at the store honey"

by T-Bone February 5, 2004

12πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


blunt guts

the tobacco which is removed from a cigar when rolling a blunt

The inside of a Dutch Master cigar.

by T-Bone April 5, 2004

96πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Piss Boner

When you have to piss so bad, you pop a wood.

I had to piss so bad that I got a piss boner.

by T-Bone July 1, 2004

293πŸ‘ 101πŸ‘Ž


buffcoat

to fart out of ones dick;
a fart that comes out of a dick;

possibly resulting from a reverse blow-job, or serious constipation

"She queefed in my face so i retaliated with a mighty buffcoat."

"My buffcoat filled the room with the winds of my urethra."

by T-Bone April 7, 2004

23πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


quill

shocking. Causing pain as well as consternation.

by T-Bone October 28, 2003

19πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž