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The act of snorting at something funny in your head because nobody is around to hear you do it out loud.
I saw some douchebag giving the camera finger guns in his corporate picture. Nobody was around to hear me so I gave it a mental snort.
When you clasp your scrotum and penis in your hands as to hide its contents from view. Then patiently wait for unsuspecting women to approach; when they asked whatâs in your hands say itâs a little bird you caught and are trying to nurse back to health. When you are asked to see it, play hard to get and say, "You don't want to see it". When they pressure you some more you are to reveal your fully exposed scrotum and penis and immediately say "CHIRP... CHIRPâ!
Timmy got fired from his job at the public swimming pool for playing the "CHIRP CHIRP" game on minors.
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