hooky

ditching school, when you are a minor.

Huck, let's play hooky and go fishing.

487👍 213👎

Vegan Whopper

A hearty dish now served with Ketchum.

Excuse me, waiter, my vegan whopper has a unibrow.

40👍 28👎

Farting in a Bottle

the only joy I have left. It makes a distinct sound that you must hear to believe.

Damn, I can't afford cable anymore, time to increase my farting in a bottle quotient.

59👍 18👎