Alabama

(n.) The State without Car Inspections.

I love Alabama. It is home to them Drive By Truckers, and plenty of buscuits.

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The Honeys

Women who my dad watches naked who are not my mom. Typically, they come on Cinemax after 10 PM.

Hey Dad, Are you watching the Honeys again?

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potbelly

1) a heavy, wood stove popular in the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries.
2) an insult, in reference to someone with a large stomach.

My cousin eats too many burgers; you can tell this from his potbelly.

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gnat-zis

the strange way that elderly Canadians pronounce the name of the political party that led Germany in the 1930s.

Grandpa said he fought the gnat-zis on Okinawa.

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roughneck

a hoodlum, a streetwise toughguy, typically from a heavily industrialized area. Roughnecks usually have a chip on their shoulder the size of Arkansas.

Those Pawtucket Roughnecks are always looking for a fight.

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lilith

(adj.) engaging in activities stereotypically associated with lesbians.

Those birkenstocks are so lilith.

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birkenstocks

slippers for lesbians

The gym teacher wore birkenstocks to the sleepover.

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