rufus

(v.) to burb up semen.
(n.) the taste of burbed up semen.

Man, my mouth would be so feel refreshed if I had some rufus flavored mouthwash.

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y'alls

the extra plural form of y'all. Refers to at least ten people.

Y'alls in the same family? Well, I'll be switched!

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Columbus

1) (n.)an utter shithole in Southern Ohio. Home to The Ohio State University and Wendy's.
2) (v.) to get sent back to the minor leagues. This is a reference to the Columbus Clippers, the AAA affiliate of the New York Yankees.

Man, Rivera keeps blowing saves against Boston. Steinbrenner should columbus his ass till he gets his head on right.

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New Jerz

a location on the map of the United States where plenty of murders occur.

"I'm from New Jerz where plenty of murders occur" says some angry person.

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bloody mother

hennessy and tomato juice.

Bloody Marys are for Honky mutha fuckas.
In the community, we drink bloody mothers.

We sat around the house, drinking bloody mothers, after finishing the poetry reading.

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linthead

a derogatory term for an employee of a textile mill, particularly in the Hill Country of the American South. The term came into usage in the early twentieth century. Lintheads were and are primarily white southerners that are either the progeny of or themselves tenant farmers.

The foreman tries to make you feel badly about being a linthead. Don't be. Your spot in heaven is secure; they should be the one worrying.

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lint head

derogatory term for someone who works in a cotton mill.

If you don't get that GED, you gonna be a lint head your whole life. Wait, nevermind.

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