y'alls

the extra plural form of y'all. Refers to at least ten people.

Y'alls in the same family? Well, I'll be switched!

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Columbus

1) (n.)an utter shithole in Southern Ohio. Home to The Ohio State University and Wendy's.
2) (v.) to get sent back to the minor leagues. This is a reference to the Columbus Clippers, the AAA affiliate of the New York Yankees.

Man, Rivera keeps blowing saves against Boston. Steinbrenner should columbus his ass till he gets his head on right.

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New Jerz

a location on the map of the United States where plenty of murders occur.

"I'm from New Jerz where plenty of murders occur" says some angry person.

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bloody mother

hennessy and tomato juice.

Bloody Marys are for Honky mutha fuckas.
In the community, we drink bloody mothers.

We sat around the house, drinking bloody mothers, after finishing the poetry reading.

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Alabama

(n.) The State without Car Inspections.

I love Alabama. It is home to them Drive By Truckers, and plenty of buscuits.

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The Honeys

Women who my dad watches naked who are not my mom. Typically, they come on Cinemax after 10 PM.

Hey Dad, Are you watching the Honeys again?

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Biz Markie

A Tall Rugby player from Indiana.

Damn! Biz Markie is the toughest bloak in the Association in a scrum!

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