Vegan Whopper

A hearty dish now served with Ketchum.

Excuse me, waiter, my vegan whopper has a unibrow.

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Farting in a Bottle

the only joy I have left. It makes a distinct sound that you must hear to believe.

Damn, I can't afford cable anymore, time to increase my farting in a bottle quotient.

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Methune

Is a shithole. It is the home of all the poor white folks in Massachusetts, also known as Massholes. They all suck at reading.

Methune is a fucking shithole.

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smear the queer

Well known homophobic recess game in which the person with the ball ("the queer") runs away from everyone else, who do their best to tackle their friend and become the new "queer." Game is known for having a title that rhymes.

It's Fifth Grade, Let's play Smear the Queer!

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buscuits

i love buscuits. they are my favorite food. they crumble up into your stew like nothing else. after a long day of foraging, there is nothing better than to come home to the smell of buscuits.

I love buscuits. They are my favorite food. a good old boy loves nothing more than buscuits and male prostitution.

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Beardcore

A subgenre of indie music characterized by folk or country-twinged songwriters who intertwine wistfulness and irony in such a way that each element cannot be plucked from the tune. They also wear beards. The most well known purveyors of this genre are Iron & Wine and Will Oldham.

Damn, I love that Beardcore music. Rivers Cuomo is such an enema.

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autolux

(v.) to leave a friend in need in the lurch because you have tickets to a concert, particularly one at Higher Ground.

Damn, I got autoluxed again. My car broke down, but no one picked me up because Sunny Day Real Estate reunited.

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