texas toaster

To release a silent fart moments before receiving a BJ from a woman you don't care about. When she unzips your pants and flops out your dick, the hot fart gas is released right in her face. If the woman is dirty or drunk enough she will continue with the act, otherwise you didn't care anyway.

Mike: So I gave Jocelin the Texas Toaster last night.

Steve: Oh ya, what did she do after that?

Mike: It didn't even faze her. That dirty ho just kept on sucking!

Steve: Nice!

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Ray Liotta

The act of moistening a paper towel and wiping your ass at the counter in a public bathroom; possibly a mexican restaurant. Typically performed mid-date with a new partner whom it seems like you have a good chance of scoring with, or at least getting a BJ after paying for dinner.

Hey, what the fuck are you doing?!" says the disturbed man after walking into the Del Taco bathroom. "Calm down buddy" you say, "I'm just giving myself the Ray Liotta before I take this broad back to my place

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