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A specific type of Chad as there is the misconception that a Chad is a blonde-haired alpha male guy. A Brunie Chad is the typical douchebag with brown to dark brown hair and some form of facial hair, be it a cum-trickle of hair to a full on pooh pooh beard. Whenever you see a really cute girl in public or on social media, they are typically dating, married to, knocked up by or already had a couple of kids with these assholes. These guys try to take on some organic, hipster persona to win over the cute artsy girls, but act like complete phonies in the process.
Man, I was really hitting off with this cute, artsy brunette girl that I met at a coffee shop, but surely enough, her douchey Brunie Chad boyfriend came out of nowhere, PDAed her and I felt like I just wasted my time.
A spearfisherman or spearfisherboy with 12 years or less diving/spearfishing experience who patronizes and condescends to more seasoned divers with at least 25 years of experience, because spearing a 65 lb white seabass or triple digit tuna or grouper as well as diving to 130 feet to prove something automatically makes you an expert at spearfishing.
Non-spearkook to another non-spearkook:
Have you ever watched that one spearkook's YouTube channel about speafishing who is all of a sudden an expert after only spearing one big seabass in his short diving career and the narrative that he gives about the sport? He even gives an instructional video about how to ruin fresh fish by dry aging them in a moldy fridge. Disgusting!
a rich, white prettyboy between the ages of mid teens to 20s or 30s from a southern California coastal town who is into spearfishing, acts douchey, constantly boast with pictures of big fish they speared on social media, has no humility and enrolls in the California Maritime Academy. They don't believe in paying dues to spear fish of a lifetime, that most veteran spearfishermen have waited their entire lives to spear or never get to spear, they just use their privilege, daddy's boat keys and sponsorship by local speargun companies to reap the benefits of the sport.
Veteran diver 1: "I can't stand all these bingobaubs who spear and land multiple triple digit pound fish after only spearfishing for 2 to 5 years. When I was their age, I was lucky enough to only spear 20-30 pound fish. I've been diving for a good 26 years and still haven't scored fish of that caliber."
Veteran diver 2: "Yeah, but there's no glory in spearing those fish that you had to use daddy's boat to spear. The more dues paying, time and blood you pour into getting fish like that makes them more meaningful. We can only hope these little twats don't blow up the sport anymore than it already has been due to social media bragging posts."
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a rich, white, prettyboy between the ages of mid-teens to 20s or 30s from a southern California coastal town who is into spearfishing, acts douchey, has no humility and enrolls in the California Maritime Academy. They don't believe in paying dues to spear fish of a lifetime, that most veteran spearfishermen have waited their entire lives to spear or never get to spear, they just use their privilege, daddy's boat keys and sponsorship by local speargun companies to reap the benefits of the sport.
One veteran diver to another: "Man, I've been spearfishing for 26 years and I have yet to spear a cow bluefin tuna, or any fish over 100lbs and then there's these bingobaubs who have only been spearfishing for 2-5 years who go out and spear the fish I've waited my entire spearfishing career to spear. It's so not fair!"
Diver 2: "Don't concern yourself with those shits. Everything's easy when you can rely on daddy's money and boat to put you on fish you haven't earned. There's no glory in that. Don't give up on your goals, regardless of the challenges you face. Things will happen."
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One or more people who coincidentally are doing the same thing you want to do at the same time or cramp your style.
I planned to eat at this one random, obscure restaurant that I frequent often, but the other afternoon when I went for an early dinner, 6 stylecramper(s) and their families showed up at the same time in the parking lot and beat me to the front door to be seated by the host. It was a totally random and infuriating event as this place is never busy.
A person, usually a woman who works in some sort of office and orders two or more dozen donuts in a donut store before heading to work, leaving others with little to choose from after they ransack the place.
I better grab one of those maple crullers before the donut whores beat me to it, because getting my maple cruller could mean the difference between me having a good day or a bad one.
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A word that describes things or events that go the opposite of what you intend or want to have happen. Another word for irony. Examples of things and events that can be fuckrock: wind, rain, gravity, cancer, covid, etc.
I was looking forward to having a buffet brunch at one of the local restaurants that were known for good brunches, but they no longer serve them due to fuckrock covid.