Dong Fairy

A dong fairy is this little fucker that puts dildos under bad girls pillows over night. Only the horniest of the horny get a visit from the dong fairy!

MEGAN!! You won't believe this, but the dong fairy payed me a visit last night!!

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Fresh as a mug

To be fresh as a mug is the greatest bonnet of freshness a single person can be. If you are called "fresh as a mug" by anybody anywhere you get the ultimate compliment!

Holy shit Jerry did you see Neo in those Jorts?! He's looking fresh as a mug!

tit custard

another name for breast milk

Come on Tim you know my baby only drinks organic Tit Custard!!!