Liberace

A gay man found attractive by women whose gaydar is not working.

"He's just such a good listener!"
"I think he's a Liberace."
"What?"
"Never mind."

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Veggiemonster

1. An act of betrayal.
2. A traitor to a cause.

1. "Oh, damn I forgot to mention I'm dating your stepmom."
"After I gave you my trust? That's a veggie monster!"

2. "I can't stay for chess club. I'm in the AV club now."
"Veggiemonster."

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Preposition

A grammar term that you do understand except for it's taboo use at the end of sentences.

It's actually not that taboo.

"Where's my preposition at?"
"I've seen that preposition before."
"What is a preposition atop?"

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Honkunah

A term for particularly bad driving in Jewish areas of New York.

"I guess we're celebrating Honkunah early this year." (honk)

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Spiderman 4

A term for someone who one-ups you with a worse story. A bad story-topper.

"Man, last night, someone threw poop on me out of their window."
"Yeah, someone once shot poop at me out of a powerful air rifle. That's why I have a limp."
"Don't Spiderman 4 me."

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Life is Short

Justification for any morally questionable behavior.

"Did you just throw acid in that child's face?"

"Life is short."

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Strictly Platonic

A Craigslist term meaning "creepy as hell".

Strictly Platonic:

SWM seeks intimate backrubbing sessions with SBF. Deformities a plus. Just conversation! I've been dumped too many times.

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