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maga-ite

| Noun | A particularly painfully-expelled bowel movement (*slang: turd*) that, after causing long term suffering, adds insult to injury by refusing to flush. Usually occurring in two and four year intervals. Can be distinguished by a distinctive red tip, or cap on the crown.

"Man, you should have seen the maga-ite I had to deal with this morning! About split me in half, and then I had a helluva time getting it to flush! I said, 'Fuck it', and lowered the cover on the toilet seat. Left it for the old lady. Women know how to deal with that shit."

by T. C. Cheeseburger November 25, 2020

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