| Noun | A particularly painfully-expelled bowel movement (*slang: turd*) that, after causing long term suffering, adds insult to injury by refusing to flush. Usually occurring in two and four year intervals. Can be distinguished by a distinctive red tip, or cap on the crown.
"Man, you should have seen the maga-ite I had to deal with this morning! About split me in half, and then I had a helluva time getting it to flush! I said, 'Fuck it', and lowered the cover on the toilet seat. Left it for the old lady. Women know how to deal with that shit."
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