Pokin' cotton

When you have take a crap so bad it starts commin' out before you make it to the toilet/water closet and you can feel the turd pushin' against your underwear.

Man I gotta shit so bad I'm already pokin' cotton.

Hanglove

Hanglove (noun) A man’s penispeckerdick

Saw my old lady last night and after a few 40s I tried to get some stank on my hanglove and the bitch slapped me upside my head with a smoothie.