dress up friday

A declaration of independence from dress down Friday.
Instead of suit and tie, everyone seems to have jeans with some sort of colorful t-shirt.
This defeats the purpose of heterogeneity.

To avoid this, you dress up to stand out and achieve personal relief that you look different then all the other people.
Thus, achieving the original intention of dress down Friday.

Worker 453:
Hey everyone, look at that square Jonas sporting a tie!

Worker 264:
*smile and nod* dress up friday, amigo.

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deshoveled

keeping an unkempt apperance

While running endless errands, the young researcher looked deshoveled.
He was constrantly out of breath with messy hair and outdated turtlenecks; keeping an unkempt apperance.

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Festiva

sexy car that gets them panties right off.

OMG you drive a festiva!?

*panties come off, intercourse commences*

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front page

first thing you see.

I came into the office at 6am and there she is, right on the front page, taking a dump on freddie's chest.

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shaky camera syndrome

Latest action movie craze meant make the viewer feel "in the moment".
Also attributed to big budgets spent on fancy props and trinkets none of which matter since you can't see a damn thing thats going on.

Quantum Of Solace is a good example of shaky camera syndrome.

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pussy credit

The act of lending a female money with little prospect of repayment.

In the eyes of the lender, this increases the chances of repayment by sex.

John:
Here girl, heres $50 for drinks. Pay me back whenever.

Joe:
John's extending pussy credit like he's Bear Sterns.

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VSP

Very Smart Person.

That VSP got a 95% off the price we paid.

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