the jug

local name for "Kom Jug Yuen" restaurant in Toronto.

I has the best BBQ pork in north america at the jug.

25👍 13👎

phone vote

When you see your audience pulling these out, it's a sign that your presentation is BORING.

Presenter: "Um...and this is the business model...I think?!"
*Blackberrys, iphones etc. come out*
Attendee: "Dude, phone vote says you suck."

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Festiva

sexy car that gets them panties right off.

OMG you drive a festiva!?

*panties come off, intercourse commences*

167👍 42👎

front page

first thing you see.

I came into the office at 6am and there she is, right on the front page, taking a dump on freddie's chest.

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shaky camera syndrome

Latest action movie craze meant make the viewer feel "in the moment".
Also attributed to big budgets spent on fancy props and trinkets none of which matter since you can't see a damn thing thats going on.

Quantum Of Solace is a good example of shaky camera syndrome.

47👍 10👎

VSP

Very Smart Person.

That VSP got a 95% off the price we paid.

15👍 11👎

pussy credit

The act of lending a female money with little prospect of repayment.

In the eyes of the lender, this increases the chances of repayment by sex.

John:
Here girl, heres $50 for drinks. Pay me back whenever.

Joe:
John's extending pussy credit like he's Bear Sterns.

17👍 3👎