concrete general

Simply put, the boss of the street; controls the flow of commodities and/or whores on the street.

A: shit son, make way for the concrete general.

B: y'all know who I am!

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that's funny

Saying this with a straight face is a polite way of letting you know...its NOT funny.

This occurs after sharing something seemingly funny as the listener responds with a straight face and no vocal inflection.

A:
Next thing I know, the guy vomited all over the train, lucky none got on me, but the best part was his shirt...
It read: "In my life, every day is a disaster..."

B:

That's funny (straight face).

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hungrometer

A measure of how hungry you are.

Combination of the words: hungry and meter.

I better get something eat soon, my hungrometer is revving high!

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exhibit

Attractive female.

These university girls are smoking hot...exhibit A just walked by.

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cash on the barrel

when you have a formidable proposition and want to close the deal

Don: Lookie here boy, I'll give you $50 for it.

Bill: Done. Cash on the barrel.

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