Mammogram

A racist Telegram. A contraction of Mamie and Telegram.

For her 40th birthday, my girlfriend received her first mammogram. She was not happy about it.

toke & stroke

A safer form of auto erotic asphyxiation whereupon the participant uses burning marijuana as a means of restricting the flow of oxygen to the body. Before peaking, the user should take a final breath and hold it until the desired result is achieved.

I used the toke & stroke method to get super baked before playing video games.