silliw

When a duck poops out a porcupine.

Person 1 - Omg look it’s a duck!
Person 2 - Look it’s silliwing

aynos

when a bird falls of a tree, hits a cantaloupe, and lands in a big hairy man’s butthole while the guy is eating a manwich

look at that bird it just pulled a aynos

etteiluj

Micheal Jackson’s Sister

Person 1 - Look it’s Janet Jackson
Person 2 - No it’s etteiluj