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Steve Jobs new name after he left Apple.
Did you hear Steve Jobs left apple?
Yea, he needs to go ahead and change his name to Steve Jobless.
When a retard spells google wrong.
you spelled google wrong YOU SON OF A BITCH *arnold voice.
google it, not goggle it.
After taking an epic dump, you want to mask the wretched smell with the available poo-pourri. When you spray the poo-pourri, you always get rained on by the left over mist in the air.
Man you need to go take a shower. You smell like glade.
Yea, that fucking overspray always gets me in the bathroom.
shoulder-ankles
It is a derivative of cankles but much more goliath. It is basically a womans (or mans) figure that starts at their shoulders and goes straight to their feet without any
deviation much like a 2X4 but in this case a 90X90.
guy 1: Damn that girl has some serious cankles.
guy 2: DAMMMN, those are beyond cankles, those are shankles!!!
The fictional name of the standard jihadist piece of shit that likes to blow either himself or others up.
Guy 1: What's the name of that new terrorist that keeps planning attacks.
Guy 2: I know know, they are all the same. Mohammed something. Mohammed Kaboom.
A Midwest corn-packer term used to agree with what someone says.
1: It is cold as all hell out here.
2: Yea it is.
1: Walking through corn fields is hotter than monkey balls.
2: Yea it is.
When making the perfect microwave popcorn, you listen to the corn pop to the point where it stops then you turn off the microwave. You wait to open the door until the after pop, where you hear an additional kernel pop after the microwave is off.
Don't open the door, I'm waiting for the after pop.