Nig Nog

NIGNOGG, also NIG NOG is a mix of hennessy and egg nogg.

Hey bruva, go ahead and mix me up some of that Nig Nog.

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ear sight

A dumb way to say hearing.

Mom: The dogs are starting to go deaf. They are losing their ear sight.

Son: Ear sight?

Mom: What did I say? How do you say it?

Son: uhh..Hearing?

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cattle brand

Very similar to a "tramp stamp" but this is tagged on a very obease individual. It is what most farmers use to catorgize their cows from their neighbors. But simply speaking, it is a fat ass bitch with a tatoo on the back of her waist.

OMG, look at that fat bitch with the tramp stamp.

Naaa man, thats not a tramp stamp, thats a cattle brand

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Bag Porn

The lovely plastic encased magazines at the top of the magazine rack.

This book store is awesome, they don't bag their porn like other stores. Bag porn sucks.

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Omerican

An American that is a strong Obama supporter.

Sarah Palin doesn't stand a chance in the next election. This country is filled with Omericans.

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Bacon Boner

An immediate massive solid erection that occurs at the sight or smell of bacon.

Do you want to go to waffle house?

No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.

hotdog water

Some know it as the juice left over after you get done boiling hot dogs, others know it as poor mans gravy, but either way, it can be a great additive to many things.

These potatoes are off the chain, how did you make them?

Just mashed up some potatoes and used hotdog water for gravy.

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