Worshington

A Midwest corn packer term used to say Washington.

I want to go out to Seattle Worshington to see my son next summer.

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goggle it

When a retard spells google wrong.

you spelled google wrong YOU SON OF A BITCH *arnold voice.

google it, not goggle it.

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Roll Out, With My Pole Out

What you say when its time to leave in a cockiness style.

guy 1. Man, lets GTFO of here.
guy 2. Yea F*** this place, its time to Roll Out, With My Pole Out.

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overspray

After taking an epic dump, you want to mask the wretched smell with the available poo-pourri. When you spray the poo-pourri, you always get rained on by the left over mist in the air.

Man you need to go take a shower. You smell like glade.

Yea, that fucking overspray always gets me in the bathroom.

shankles

shoulder-ankles

It is a derivative of cankles but much more goliath. It is basically a womans (or mans) figure that starts at their shoulders and goes straight to their feet without any
deviation much like a 2X4 but in this case a 90X90.

guy 1: Damn that girl has some serious cankles.

guy 2: DAMMMN, those are beyond cankles, those are shankles!!!

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Mohammed Kaboom

The fictional name of the standard jihadist piece of shit that likes to blow either himself or others up.

Guy 1: What's the name of that new terrorist that keeps planning attacks.

Guy 2: I know know, they are all the same. Mohammed something. Mohammed Kaboom.

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Free Breasting

Much like going commando, when women don't wear a bra. A lot like when guys go free balling when they don't wear underwear.

guy 1: Daaaaamn look at those boulders!

guy 2: wow, talk about tera-flop.. she must be free breasting

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