Make Out, With My Snake Out

A definitive time to party. Just a party variation of to Hang out with my Wang out.

guy 1. Its Friday Mang, lets go hit river street.
guy 2. Hells yea, I'm gonna Make out, with my snake out.

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technicolor boogie

This is a common type of "jump suit" that b-boys wear when they breakdance, they are usually a matching jacket and pants that come in flashy colors. ie. purple, orange, green, blue, and yellow

Hey, check out the guy rock'n the technicolor boogie doing a flare.

That technicolor looks ill!!!

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Bugnado

An epic proportion of insects flying together in hopes of a quick bug fuck.

WTF is that in the sky a tornado?

No, it's a bugnado. A bunch of horny fucking bugs.

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Doucheitize

When people dig themselves a hole by being an epic douche.

Don't doucheitize yourself. Just stop talking, your making me like you even less every time you speak.

Meat Cookie

A crispy possibly crunchy hamburger with the texture of a two month old samoan cookie found between the crack of your couch.

Can I take your order?

Yea, I'll take a double meat cookie with bacon, lettuce, tomato, and onion.

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Hipsters Gonna Hip

When a hippie is into weird elitist things and tries to boast about it to everyone around them. If you don't comply, you are a piece of shit.

Guy: Did what's her face tell you that you need to only buy apple products and only eat raw plants otherwise, you will get cancer?

Girl: Yea, that elitist bitch and all her apple products can go fuck off.

Guy: She will never change, hipsters gonna hip.

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ear sight

A dumb way to say hearing.

Mom: The dogs are starting to go deaf. They are losing their ear sight.

Son: Ear sight?

Mom: What did I say? How do you say it?

Son: uhh..Hearing?

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