shankles

shoulder-ankles

It is a derivative of cankles but much more goliath. It is basically a womans (or mans) figure that starts at their shoulders and goes straight to their feet without any
deviation much like a 2X4 but in this case a 90X90.

guy 1: Damn that girl has some serious cankles.

guy 2: DAMMMN, those are beyond cankles, those are shankles!!!

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Mohammed Kaboom

The fictional name of the standard jihadist piece of shit that likes to blow either himself or others up.

Guy 1: What's the name of that new terrorist that keeps planning attacks.

Guy 2: I know know, they are all the same. Mohammed something. Mohammed Kaboom.

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Yea it is

A Midwest corn-packer term used to agree with what someone says.

1: It is cold as all hell out here.
2: Yea it is.

1: Walking through corn fields is hotter than monkey balls.
2: Yea it is.

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Steve Jobless

Steve Jobs new name after he left Apple.

Did you hear Steve Jobs left apple?

Yea, he needs to go ahead and change his name to Steve Jobless.

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goggle it

When a retard spells google wrong.

you spelled google wrong YOU SON OF A BITCH *arnold voice.

google it, not goggle it.

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Bugnado

An epic proportion of insects flying together in hopes of a quick bug fuck.

WTF is that in the sky a tornado?

No, it's a bugnado. A bunch of horny fucking bugs.

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toothpick stare

The day dreamer stare you have when you are using a toothpick after you eat or when you have something stuck in your teeth. This same stare happens when you are cleaning your ears, brushing your teeth, or flossing.

What's wrong with George, he looks dazed.

-Yea, he has a toothpick stare going on.

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