Rhymes & Beats

Rhymes & Beats, some people may know it as ryhthm and blues or slow-rap. It seems like just random rhyming words mixed with very heavy repeating beats. When heard through your neighbors wall, one can quicly reconize the song, not by its words, but by its phat beatz.

Hey man, can you please turn down your Rhymes & Beats! The bass is starting to punch a hole in my wall.

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V.D.

Valentines Day <3

I want to wish every a Happy V.D.

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The Bootie Flu

Someone with HIV or another type of disease. Most often caught sexually. This could include any vast array of sexual diseases or anything that can spread during sexual activities.

Wow, look at that girl over there.

Dude, don't mess with her, I heard she has a heavy case of The Bootie Flu.

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After Pop

When making the perfect microwave popcorn, you listen to the corn pop to the point where it stops then you turn off the microwave. You wait to open the door until the after pop, where you hear an additional kernel pop after the microwave is off.

Don't open the door, I'm waiting for the after pop.

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Doucheitize

When people dig themselves a hole by being an epic douche.

Don't doucheitize yourself. Just stop talking, your making me like you even less every time you speak.

Hipsters Gonna Hip

When a hippie is into weird elitist things and tries to boast about it to everyone around them. If you don't comply, you are a piece of shit.

Guy: Did what's her face tell you that you need to only buy apple products and only eat raw plants otherwise, you will get cancer?

Girl: Yea, that elitist bitch and all her apple products can go fuck off.

Guy: She will never change, hipsters gonna hip.

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Nig Nog

NIGNOGG, also NIG NOG is a mix of hennessy and egg nogg.

Hey bruva, go ahead and mix me up some of that Nig Nog.

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