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Hova-Sleigh

When Santas reindeer are broke down and in idle mode. It's what happens when someone goes jihad and busts an RPG in Santas sleigh.

Rudolph and the rest of you bitches best get yo ass off the ground and out of Hova-Sleigh, we gots to go!

by T.J. Dubz December 13, 2010

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


hotdog water

Some know it as the juice left over after you get done boiling hot dogs, others know it as poor mans gravy, but either way, it can be a great additive to many things.

These potatoes are off the chain, how did you make them?

Just mashed up some potatoes and used hotdog water for gravy.

by T.J. Dubz February 23, 2008

228πŸ‘ 78πŸ‘Ž


No My God

To express your self in a strong, negative way of disbelief or surprise. Much like oh my god, but the negative function of it.

person 1: Did you hear that Dave is gay?

person 2: No my god! Are you serious?

by T.J. Dubz March 1, 2012

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Clearify

A mix between clear and clarify. Some haters just don't understand what you mean to clarify something, so you have to "clear-ify" it.

guy1: I really am not understanding the instructions for this project.

guy2: Well, allow me to clearify them for you. Your thinking way to hard about it.

by T.J. Dubz May 19, 2011

20πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


coffee graveyard

The discrete location (usually somewhere "outback") where you or someone you know always pours out all the old coffee. Other things can be included such as, old mop water, hot dog water, but for the most part it is just old coffee. If you ever go try and dig up a coffee graveyard site, you will find that you have to dig about 3 feet deep before you are past the coffee oil.

Is this a fresh pot?
No, just make another.

Where can I pour this out at?
Out back, you'll see the coffee graveyard.

by T.J. Dubz February 23, 2008

23πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Mythbusted

What you say at the end of an argument that you win.

dude 1: No, the cowboys won three super bowls in a row back in the 90's.

dude 2: bullshit, they won 2 in a row, then the 49ers won one. I know I'm right, looked that shit up on Wikipedia... mythbusted man!

by T.J. Dubz May 17, 2010

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Rock Out With My Glock Out

When your chin deep in balls playing Counter Strike on a shitty team and out of primary. You always end up last alive with just a glock.

Damn my team sucks monkey fuck. Well, its time to rock out with my glock out.

by T.J. Dubz February 25, 2010

56πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž