A dumb way to say hearing.
Mom: The dogs are starting to go deaf. They are losing their ear sight.
Son: Ear sight?
Mom: What did I say? How do you say it?
Son: uhh..Hearing?
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A mix between clear and clarify. Some haters just don't understand what you mean to clarify something, so you have to "clear-ify" it.
guy1: I really am not understanding the instructions for this project.
guy2: Well, allow me to clearify them for you. Your thinking way to hard about it.
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The discrete location (usually somewhere "outback") where you or someone you know always pours out all the old coffee. Other things can be included such as, old mop water, hot dog water, but for the most part it is just old coffee. If you ever go try and dig up a coffee graveyard site, you will find that you have to dig about 3 feet deep before you are past the coffee oil.
Is this a fresh pot?
No, just make another.
Where can I pour this out at?
Out back, you'll see the coffee graveyard.
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What you say at the end of an argument that you win.
dude 1: No, the cowboys won three super bowls in a row back in the 90's.
dude 2: bullshit, they won 2 in a row, then the 49ers won one. I know I'm right, looked that shit up on Wikipedia... mythbusted man!
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When your chin deep in balls playing Counter Strike on a shitty team and out of primary. You always end up last alive with just a glock.
Damn my team sucks monkey fuck. Well, its time to rock out with my glock out.
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Explosive Diarrhea Syndrome. The artistic pattern of brown splatter against a white porcelain canvas.
-Damn someone dominated that toilet. Someone must be suffering from a very sever case of E.D.S.
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Very similar to a "tramp stamp" but this is tagged on a very obease individual. It is what most farmers use to catorgize their cows from their neighbors. But simply speaking, it is a fat ass bitch with a tatoo on the back of her waist.
OMG, look at that fat bitch with the tramp stamp.
Naaa man, thats not a tramp stamp, thats a cattle brand
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