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Generally people who ride busses or subways all the time. They just stand in the aisle and hang on to the strap so they don't fall down.
Hey, lets catch the subway and go uptown.
I hate riding the subway this time of day. There are too many damn strap hangers.
After you eat something crazy delicious and continue to smell what you just ate and you start to get hungry again.
Hey, we got to get out of here away from this food, I am starting to get rehungry.
On large car rims it is the portion of the inside of the wheel that is painted usually to match the cars paint job.
T: yo.. check out that green 64'
V: ahhh tight, its even gots da lip stick on the rims!!
The bracelets of fat on an obease persons wrist. They have an appearance of the michelin mans body.
Lets go ask that guy what time it is.
That dude isn't even wearing a watch, those protrusions are just his wrist rolls bulging out of his sleeve.
What you say at the end of an argument that you win.
dude 1: No, the cowboys won three super bowls in a row back in the 90's.
dude 2: bullshit, they won 2 in a row, then the 49ers won one. I know I'm right, looked that shit up on Wikipedia... mythbusted man!
When the pages of wikipedia are incorrect due to the various fucktard trolls that infest it to ruin other users information.
Person 1: I read on wikipedia that Charlie Sheen has HIV.
Person 2: You mean WACKAPEDIA! That is totally false. First of all, it is impossible for Charlie Sheen to even contract HIV. The amount of tiger blood in his blood would instantly kill the virus, much like how Magic Johnson's cash in his blood kills the virus.
A super bright flashlight, usually a sure-fire. When you shine it at someone in the dark or light, the person closes their eyes and shakes their head side to side like Ray Charles did when he played piano.
person 1: AHHH...
person 2: what dude?
person 1: That asshole just Ray Charles'd the shit out of me.