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Steve Jobs new name after he left Apple.
Did you hear Steve Jobs left apple?
Yea, he needs to go ahead and change his name to Steve Jobless.
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When the pages of wikipedia are incorrect due to the various fucktard trolls that infest it to ruin other users information.
Person 1: I read on wikipedia that Charlie Sheen has HIV.
Person 2: You mean WACKAPEDIA! That is totally false. First of all, it is impossible for Charlie Sheen to even contract HIV. The amount of tiger blood in his blood would instantly kill the virus, much like how Magic Johnson's cash in his blood kills the virus.
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A super bright flashlight, usually a sure-fire. When you shine it at someone in the dark or light, the person closes their eyes and shakes their head side to side like Ray Charles did when he played piano.
person 1: AHHH...
person 2: what dude?
person 1: That asshole just Ray Charles'd the shit out of me.
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To go get some food, mostly at a buffet type setting.
BRB, I'm going to go plate up with some General Tso chicken.
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Much like meat sweats, but with a specific emphasis on bacon. To the point where you can eat bacon in the morning and still smell it and taste it in your sweat when you are at the gym.
I had a serious case of the bacon sweats last night at the gym. I could taste the bacon sweat as it rolled off the bacon grease coating on my skin. It was delicious.
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a typical large obease woman who always seems to wear sleeveless shirts. If they extend their arms and rotate them clockwise and counterclockwise, the lower portion wiggles and jiggles like a long water balloon.
1).. wow, look at her she is diesel
2).. that is all fat, just some big ass wrestler arms.
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