Ables

A legendary name given to the man who fought alongside Abraham Lincoln during the Battle of Little Big Horn. It is said that a man carrying this name would have only one known weakness, triceps. When approached by an "Ables" try not to look him in the eyes he has been known to steal souls.

1. Did you hear that "Ables" killed a gorilla last week.
2. Only an "Ables" has the power to defeat the darkside.

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