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Tommy Robinson Diet Plan

Lose weight by only eating 1 fruit and 1 can of fish a day because you're in prison and you don't trust the prison chef.

"Oy, I've been on the Tommy Robinson Diet Plan for only 2 weeks now and I've lost 5 pounds."

"Bloody good mate. You look fantastic."

"Thank you."

by T.R. Ferguson December 12, 2019

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black opera

A symphony of police sirens and flashing lights.

Yo somethin' iz is going down in da hood, y'all see dat black opera?

by T.R. Ferguson March 11, 2020