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That place where the black people are really lazy and the white people are just as lazy but they're mad at the black people for being lazy.
CIA guy: You're being relocated to the Deep South.
Peter: Ah, but isn't that (see definition)?
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God: Hey, Jesus, check this out!
Jesus: Humans?
God: Yeah, those animals won't even know what hit them!
*Both chuckle*
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An amalgamation of more than 40 internet memes created by the GAG Quartet. The single greatest creation of mankind.
This man just sat through a Bieber song! Quick, get him to the Le Internet Medley screening room!
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The government's way of saying "Fuck you!" to the Fourth Amendment.
Government: Hey, Fourth Amendment!
Fourth Amendment: What?
Government: I National Defense Authorization Act 2012'd your mom!
Most definitely not free.
Telamon: Roblox, IT'S FREEEEEE
Me: *Points to the hats page of the catalog*
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A term useable interchangeably with Capitalism.
Guy 1: Ah... America. Nothing at all like I pictured it. Hell, here I come!
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