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shamdouchepaste

Any all-in-one body wash that attempts to be everything; shampoo, body wash, conditioner, toothpaste, douche, etc

That crappy shamdouchepaste they have at the gym made me break out!

by T3chTon1c September 7, 2022


Ebrolocation

Similar to echolocation, however it's the method for white teenage boys to locate their friends while not within sight of each other.

BTW, this ACTUALLY happened, and is the source of this UD entry:

Biff: "Dude, where's Chad?"
Skeeter: "Dude, I think he was over in the Walmart shoe aisle looking for Shaqs"
Chad (heard faintly from across the store): "DUDE!"
Biff: "DUDE!" (moving toward the sound of his bro)
Chad: "DUDE!" (responding to the sound of his bro)
Biff: "DUDE!" (nearer to Chad)
Chad: "DUDE!! THEY'VE GOT SHAQS!"
Biff: "DUDE! NO WAY!!!"
My daughter: "Douchebags find each other using ebrolocation"

by T3chTon1c February 5, 2019


Look-talker

This describes a driver of a vehicle who feels they MUST turn their head and look at other people in the vehicle to talk to them. For some reason they don't understand that the passengers can STILL hear them even if they talk while looking at the road in front of them!

"Mom, can you drive me to practice? I hate going with dad because he's a look-talker."
"Don't be silly, just go with your dad."

*My dad driving me to practice. Car meanders all over the road while he look-talks*
<Turns to me> Son... <faces front>
<Turns to me> I was wondering... <faces front>
<Turns to me> if you could mow... <faces front>
<Turns to me> the lawn this afternoon... <faces front>
<Turns to me> because it's getting... <faces front>
<Turns to me> a little bit... <faces front>
<Turns to me> long.... <faces front>

by T3chTon1c May 3, 2024