Top Brutus

The formal term used to refer to CSchelz. The term describes his exceptional ability to be better at everything than anyone who dares challenge him.

Hey are you also driving to the Grotto? No, I’m CSchelz, the Top Brutus, I fly, and no economy seats 😎

Maxime Bernier

A freakishly handsome political leader and freedom fighter that fights for the rights of all Canadians

He wants what’s best for us all, he’s Maxime Bernier

16👍 6👎

bullet raid

To steal something of value without fear of getting caught, even if there’s multiple witnesses

Pull up on your groupies I ain’t afraid to bullet raid

CSchelz

The top Brutus, 2027’s sexiest man alive award winner, he woke up doing 90 in a 70 and he walks down Talbot everybody knows his name, even on Gateway, even Rothesay

Is that CSchelz? Wow, HE’S HIM

Matty K

Sexually Inactive

This Matty K just won’t get off vsco