roll dex

To masturbate.

Alright man, I'm gonna go watch that hot new DVD I got, roll dex, and pass out.

1👍 1👎

racketeer

Someone who Bribes, or a loan shark

Don't exploit inmates, don't be a racketeer

39👍 21👎

dutch

Grant. A person who is dutch and will be attending an ice cream social.

Grant is dutch. 100% dutch!

18👍 90👎

pretzel hate fuck

Angry sex with a slut, where the male pins her legs in the air, either her knees to her tits or her feet to her ears (forming a pretzel). Than conintues ravage her pussy in an angry fashion (hate)

Sisco: Tank Slow down
Tank: this is slow

Tank pins Cuddles knees to her chest and speeds up.

next day
TANK: I hate fuck that slut
Sisco: she looked like a pretzel
Tank: I "pretzel hate fuck" her

10👍 3👎

Dougalured

TO have your Manager support you, and make your work live easier

I had a terrible shift until I was dougalured.

5👍 2👎

loppy

97 Honda accord with ground effects.

Jakes car is loppy.

8👍 29👎

fartmachine

Swings from webs in New York City (see spiderman)

Fartmachine, Fartmachine does whatever a spider can!

4👍 7👎