Murder Inn

An older motel - usually found in more rural areas - that resembles the motel where horror movie motorists get stranded and then are murdered sometime during the night. Murder Inns tend to be very cheap, and can be identified by features such as "colour TV", "telephones", and credit cards from the 80's. Murder Inns almost always have high-pressured showers, motorized massage beds, and decor that predates the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms.

"I had brought my Wii along for my trip, but when I saw that the TV was built before the original NES, I knew I was staying at a Murder Inn."
"I knew I was staying at at Murder Inn as soon as I entered the room and smelled cat pee."
"This Murder Inn had a classic flower-print bed set."