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when you come home drunk and try to have sex with your lady and she turns you down, you then proceed to turn the opposite way and jerk off without your girl finding out
last night after gettin' hammered drunk i got home and tried to bang my girl and she shut me down, i turned over and pulled the silent jerk
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when a girl takes a dump with her thong on
Last night at the party i walked outside and Anthony's girlfriend was slicing the bread in the yard.
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