Twelfth Night

The worst play written by Bill Shakespeare. Rushed and generally boring from start to finish - anyone having to perform this drivel will surely kill themselves.

Lecturer: We'll be performing Twelfth Night in three weeks time...
*Students make a little effort to read it (because none have even looked at this demi-play before), but only get to the end of act one because it's so dull and unfunny*
Student 1: Group suicide?
All students: Sure.

*Death*

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Dyfed

Promounced: 'Duh-ved'.

- A preserved county in South West Wales.
- An unpleasant and undesirable smell that lingers.
- A person that out stays their welcome.
- A person that is occasionally funny but often crude.

- You're in Dyfed, West Wales.
- *Sniff, sniff*, Dyfed?
- You've been here for days(!) You're turning into a Dyfed.
- 'Ah-haa!' - Just something unnecessary.

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