fan butter

The sweat accidentally accumulated by celebrities and guests, normally at sci-fi, comic book, anime and gaming conventions, when they have to get up-close and personal with sweaty fans.

I got half-a-pound of fan butter on my arm just by taking a photo with the guy in the Mercy shirt who hasn’t washed all weekend.

zebra

Someone who comes across as LGBTQ+ on the outisde, but is straight/cis on the inside. The opposite of the Pride symbol the unicorn. An LGBTQ+ equivalent of a coconut.

That TERF comes across as a right zebra.